Friday, August 12, 2011

One to copy/gluer… Which makes well laugh!

Tuesday August 9, 2011 2 09 /08 /Ao C /2011 20:54

One to copy/gluer… Which makes well laugh!

ABSURD AMERICAN LAWS

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Completely not possible to make differently than to copy it (Ben, not, if I invent, it is funnier!), but I could not divide with you!

Therefore, here some laws often coming from Jurisprudences… But however, always valid… If, if… They is veracious!!!!

 

California

- Has Los Angeles, a man can legally strike his wife with a leather belt, provided that the belt makes less than 2 inches broad, or if it with the authorization of its wife to use some broader
- It is illegal to draw with rifle on anything since its car, except if it is a whale
- It is illegal to mount a trap has mouse without hunting permit
- Has Long beach, it is illegal to play mini golf
- Has San Francisco, it is illegal to clean its car with worn underclothing
- It is illegal to cry with the bar of the witnesses of the court of Los Angeles 

Idaho

- Has Pocatello, it is illegal to carry a hidden weapon, except if another, identical, is visible
- Limp of candies been mortaged of love must weigh more than 25 pounds (12 kg) 

Maine

- Has Portland cement, it is interdict with the men to tickle their wives with a plumeau
- Has Rumford, it is illegal for a tenant to bite his owner
- Has Waterville, it is illegal moucher as a public 

The Mississippi

- It is legal to kill its servants
- Truro has, very claiming with the hand of a young lady must be the proof of its virility by killing six crows or three corbels 

Connecticut

- Has Hartford, it is illegal to draw up a dog
- In England News, the speed of the trucks of fireman is limited has 40km/h, even to go on a fire
- Has Hartford, it is illegal to kiss his wife Sunday 

Maryland

- Has Baltimore, it is illegal to clean the basins
- Since 1833, any person who has cheek with the bowling can be liable to 2 dollars of fine
- Has Halethorpe, it is illegal to embrace more than one second
- It is illegal to maltreat oysters
- It is illegal to pass “shorts people” of Randy Newman to the radio 

Georgia

- All the men of 16 is 50 years old must work with the maintenance of the roadway system
- Has Quitman, it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road (!!!)
- It is illegal to change clothing of a mannequin of window without lowering the curtain 

Arkansas

- A man has the right to strike his wife once a month…
- Has Fayetteville, it is illegal to kill “any alive creature”
- The professors who are capped with the cross-section give up has their pay rises
- The flirt between man and woman in the streets of Little Rock can bring back 30 days of prison 

Michigan

- Has clawson, it is legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, sheep and chickens
- The hair of a woman belongs has her husband
- Has Strait, it is illegal to make love in the car, except if she is parked on your property
- The ambulances are limited has 30 km/h has Huron Port 

Florida

- Has Miami, it is illegal for any man to wear a dress without strap
- The unmarried women who make parachute Sunday will land in prison
- Has Saratosa, it is illegal to sing in bathing suit 

Massachusetts


- Has Salem, it is illegal for a couple to sleep naked if they rent a room
- The duels with the water pistol are prohibited
- Has Boston, it is illegal to take a bath without medical regulation
- In 1659, Christmas was declares “festival out the law” 

Kansas

- It is illegal to sell tarts with cherry Sunday
- Has Wichita, the ill treatments inflict has a beautiful mother cannot be retained like reason for divorce
- Has Lang, it is illegal to descend main street has back of mule in August, except if this one wears a hat
- Has Natoma, it is illegal of launching a knife on the people vêtues of tee-shirt has stripes 

Louisiana

- At the Orleans News, the trucks of fireman must stop has all red lights
- He is not regarded as an aggression makes it bite somebody That becomes it if the attacker carries false tooth

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